This Is What Will Happen If You Don’t Vote

 
By Boogie
Suuuuup? Listen, this is as serious as a heart attack, if we don’t get out and vote, this is what would happen:
Chinese will be our first language.
(there’s like….50,000 letters in their alphabet, good luck)
Mexico will put up a wall to keep all of us out.(How ironic)
American cars will be made in Korea.(uh-oooooh)
You will loose [...]

Sarah Palin’s Official Debate Gameplan Leaked!

Tony Kornheiser: Racist statement on National TV?

  
By Boogie
 
 I was about to log into my yahoo account, when through the corner of my eye, I noticed a story to the left of my login box. It read, “Announcer’s Odd Apology, ESPN’s Tony Kornheiser makes a mysterious apology during Monday Night Football”
 
 First thought was that maybe he was caught with a hooker and [...]

One Arm Guitarist: Are you missing a limb???

By Boogie
Sooo…you’ve always wanted to play the guitar…..ever since you were a bad ass terror of a little kid you dreamt of strapping on a guitar and rockin’ out…but now….
you’re too old….
 
you have no time……
 
you can’t afford to buy one…..
 
you can’t afford lessons….blah, blah $$####&^! blah.
 
Good thing this guy has no obstacles.

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Cops Are Furious At RateMyCop.com

By Boogie
It isn’t breaking news that citizens and police officers accross the US haven’t had the most cuddly relationship in about…forever. Going back to Hip-Hop icons like Ice Cube’s “F*&^ The Police” and Ice T with his controversial release Copkiller, who ironically plays nothing less than a detective in long running series Law And Order [...]