This Is What Will Happen If You Don’t Vote

 

By Boogie

Suuuuup? Listen, this is as serious as a heart attack, if we don’t get out and vote, this is what would happen:

Chinese will be our first language.
(there’s like….50,000 letters in their alphabet, good luck)

Mexico will put up a wall to keep all of us out.(How ironic)

American cars will be made in Korea.(uh-oooooh)

You will loose all of your teeth.(don’t ask me why)

Credit cards will only be used as bookmarks.(Assuming the library can still afford to stock them)

You will alternate between chicken and seafood Ramen Soups for dinner.(if you’re livin’ it up)

You will have to learn how to sow your own clothes.(Daaaaaamn)

You will loose all of your teeth.(I’m not kidding)

The second use of Malls, will become it’s only use, elderly excersise tracks. (Millions of displaced teenagers)

You may have to offer your first born to Exxon for gas.How much do you love ‘em?(It may be a good deal)

Tap water will be taxed per gallon.(hey it costs money for the government to make it rain)

Then you will die, by your mailbox, waiting for your tax return, to buy the medicine that could have saved you, which wasn’t covered by your insurance company, because guess what? You don’t have an insurance company!

Just go freakin’ Vote will ya??????? You must be in line by 7pm. Let’s go.

J